dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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