you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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