but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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