my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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