in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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