And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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