yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I deserve this hangover.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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