So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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