if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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