How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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