Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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