we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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