Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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