We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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