I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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