I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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