I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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