I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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