apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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