Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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