As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
