Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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