oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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