what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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