Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
