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(647): View more from Ontario

I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

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(416): View more from Ontario

Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(720): View more from Colorado

He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.

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(770): View more from Georgia

She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.

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(614): View more from Ohio

don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"

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(904): View more from Florida

I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.

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