The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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