Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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