How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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