Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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