forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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