For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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