you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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