I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
