you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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