it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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