No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
