no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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