Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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