Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want to make out with him forever
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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