u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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