I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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