I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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