i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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