is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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