so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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