He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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