I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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