This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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