after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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