Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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